It is Tuesday. I have been unemployed for two days. How does it feel you ask? Well, I feel as though I am on vacation. Only, a vacation where you really can’t afford to go anywhere, and also, a vacation wherein all you do is look for jobs and run errands. But, other than that, it’s great!!!

One thing, though. I have a severe lack of human interaction. There is nobody to talk to here at home. Well, except Gelsey. And, quite frankly – I think she’s sick of me already. I imagine her thinking, fill my bowl with kibble and leave me alone lady. Oh, and if you can give me more of those little gel packets that come in new shoe boxes, I’ll take some of those too.

Anyway, do you know what I just did? I just ate a leftover half sandwich from The Cheesecake Factory that had onion on it. What do you suppose I did after that? Why, thank you for asking!! I RUBBED MY EYE. And, now my friends. I have onion eye. Look it up. I am sure it’s afflicting millions of people worldwide.

Okay, and now, for some thoughts on American Idol.

1. Please tell Kellie Pickler that she is DUMBER THAN A ROCK
2. Please tell Ace that I no longer love him. The love that he has for himself is all anyone really needs.
3. Bucky, how is it that you are in my bowling league on Sunday night, but you somehow make it all the way to Los Angeles to be on American Idol. FESS UP BUCKY!!
4. Elliot, because I no longer love Ace, I now love you. But, not in that way
5. Taylor, please get a new wardrrobe, and also, you look like someone I know, but I can’t place who.
6. And, lastly, please tell Paris, that I don’t hate her as much as I used to.

One more thing – I tried on Sarah Jessica Parker’s perfume today, and I feel as though I smell like an old lady.

Peace and I’m out.