NaBloPoMo has tempted me! And, I am in!!

So, last night, my car was broken into. The rear passenger window was broken. I noticed this a.m. when taking one of London’s icky diapers outside. At first glance, nothing was stolen. But, later, knowing that Gena had told me to keep the diaper bag overnight, because she didn’t need it, I went out to check. (Um, sorry, HUGE RUNON!) Anyway, the fucking diaper bag was not in there. Thieves stole a DIAPER BAG. So, I called my insurance to turn in the glass break and when I told her what was stolen, she freaking laughed out loud.

Anyway, thank you dumb criminals in Portland. I only wish I would have left some nasty diapers in there for you. Enjoy the Size 2 Huggies, Gerber Squash and almost gone tube of Little Teethers.

What is the proper way to eat string cheese?

Is it A) To pull strings of cheese off and put them in your mouth?

Or B) To shove said string cheese up against your top teeth and then pull said string cheese down?

Just wondering, cause I just witnessed the most grotesque string cheese eating technique from my beloved. This may be a deal breaker people.