Thursday, October 12th, 2006
Effing Effers!
So, last night, my car was broken into. The rear passenger window was broken. I noticed this a.m. when taking one of London’s icky diapers outside. At first glance, nothing was stolen. But, later, knowing that Gena had told me to keep the diaper bag overnight, because she didn’t need it, I went out to check. (Um, sorry, HUGE RUNON!) Anyway, the fucking diaper bag was not in there. Thieves stole a DIAPER BAG. So, I called my insurance to turn in the glass break and when I told her what was stolen, she freaking laughed out loud.
Anyway, thank you dumb criminals in Portland. I only wish I would have left some nasty diapers in there for you. Enjoy the Size 2 Huggies, Gerber Squash and almost gone tube of Little Teethers.
Comments on this post
I once had thieves who tried to steal my hospital bag (packed in anticipation of going into labor “any day now”) – or, rather, some of the contents of it. I had two nightgown/robe sets in there; they stole one gown, and one robe – not a matched set. They took three nursing pads. THREE??? I wanna see the three-boobed woman that needed those. A used toothbrush. Yep – sitting right next to an unopened, new one. They didn’t touch that. They ate a PICKLE in my kitchen (brand new jar, too, darn ‘em). I mean, what the hell?
Glad they didn’t steal your car, your baby IN your car, or get anything irreplaceable.
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