But, damnit, The Bachelor has sucked me back in. I was so strong, for so long.

Okay, a couple things. While I do believe that Andy is simply adorable, I think he’s kind of a tool. I am sure you agree with me. When the whores (cough), I mean ladies were arriving, he was saying the DUMBEST things to them. But, I suppose I shouldn’t be making fun of an Iron Man Triathelete, an MD, a Philanthropist, and a member of the Armed Forces all at the same time, right?

Moving right along. Some of these girls are CRAZY. I spent the first episode writing notes to most of them, and here they are.

Dear Lindsay,

Hi, how are you? No, you did not just hear me talking shit about you. Yes, I will say whatever I have to your face. Here goes: Your dress? Not flattering. At all. Also, you are a raving lunatic.

Love,
Rhiannon
P.S. I am sure you made your parents so proud of you after your little rant. Good luck at school next term!

Dear Linda,

How are you? I really liked you at first, but I have to tell you one thing. Are you open for feedback? You are! Great. Okay, doing push-ups in a dress = NOT LADYLIKE. Also, you kinda seem stalkerish.

Toodles,

Rhiannon

Dear Nicole

Your dress is hideous. You know you only got a rose because you made that damn cake.

Your weeks are numbered,

Rhiannon
P.S. You cannot substitute tequila for eggs. Did you not take home ec?

I am putting my early money on Peyton (they have the same birthday after all), and Bevin (because I think she’s lovely and I like her name.)

That is all for now.