The lovely and delightful Carrisa has interviewed me!

1. If you could go back in time to your 16 yr old self, what is the one piece of advice you would give Lil Rhi?

I would tell her to work harder in school. Then she would have gotten better grades and, hopefully, more scholarships to college (I got one). Then, I wouldn’t be paying so damn much in student loans. Also, be nicer. You were kind of mean.

2. If you could appear on any (current) tv show as a new cast member, what show would you pick? And tell us about your character.

Hmmm, you really ask the tough questions Carrisa! I think I’d want to be a character on Ugly Betty. I’d be beautiful, and well dressed, of course working at Mode. But, I’d be nice and be Betty’s best friend.

3. You rub a special genies lamp and are granted the ability to:
a) play the guitar, fly, and speak German.
b) see into the future, juggle, and design clothing
c) always maintain your ideal weight(no substitutions. pick a, b, or c.)

Definitely B. Because I would be able to look into the future to see the fashions, and design them and become rich and famous. Plus, everyone loves juggling!

4. For a million dollars, would you rather? Go a year without wearing underwear (panties) or Go a year without eating meat?

I do not think I could give up meat. So, by default, I have to say a year without panties.

5. It’s your wedding day. Everything is perfect except the bakery where you ordered your cake was destroyed in a fire the night before your wedding. You’re in a crunch. You can’t have your dream cake and must replace it with something else. What will it be?

This is easy, I am really not a fan of cake, so I’d just get pies. Many many pies. Of marionberry and strawberry rhubarb. What? My guests don’t like pie? More for me!!

That was fun! If you’d like me to interview you, let me know in the comments!