It’s a good idea to label those darling spice containers you bought at Crate & Barrel, because, otherwise, you might mistake cayenne pepper for paprika. And, then, the casserole you’ve been craving all day wouldn’t taste as good.

Did you all watch The Bachelor last night? I did not…but I watched it this morning. HA HA!

This episode is down to four women, and throughout the episode, Chris promised “THE MOST EMOTIONAL ROSE CEREMONY EVER!!!” So, you know I was excited. Everyone knows that when it’s down to four, it means that it’s time for the hometown dates.

First, off to visit Bevin’s family in Seattle. You may remember, not too long ago, I had my money on Bevin. Now, not so much. She really, really, really bothers me. First of all, I think we all agree that Andy is a huge tool, but I even I do not wish him to be with someone so obnoxious. Anyway, she spilled the beans that “as a teenager” she got married against the wishes of her parents. Quick Question Bevin – when you say teenager, do you mean 18? Cause if you got married against the wishes of your parents, that would make you 18, which makes you an ADULT, so stop pretending you were a child. Okay, enough of that. Oh, but one more question – the painting that her mother gave the both of them? Who will get it when she gets the boot?

Next, we visit Danielle’s family in Conneticut. Uneventful, I believe, but how many of you are sick of hearing about her dead boyfriend? Call me cold, but I sure am.

Now, for my favorite, Tessa!! We’re off to meet Tessa’s family in Washington D.C. I still cannot believe that she also doesn’t live in Portland, like my girl Meredith, because I believe them to be twins. But, anyway. I’d first like to point out how lovely Meredith, I mean Tessa’s parents’ house is. Really. Next, I loved how un-toolish Andy seemed when he offered to help with the dishes. But, he was very tool-like in dodging the questions of her best friend and sister.

And, lastly, on to Texas to visit with Amber. The main point of this visit is that we learn that she has an unsupportive family and also that she’s practically a toddler at 23. Nothing shocks me about this visit, not even that her roommate is super annoying and her dog is ugly.

Now – after this visit, although I really wanted Bevin to get the boot, it was quite clear to me that Amber would be going home. She’s just way too young. So, the rose ceremony comes, and low and behold, no rose for Amber. My favorite thing ever was her little speech in the limo. ” I can imagine getting up and fixing breakfast for us, and then going to work, because we go to work at the EXACT SAME TIME!” That is exactly what lasting relationships are built on you know, people who do not go to work at the exact same time don’t last. It is as simple as that.

And, that is that. I cannot wait for next week!!

I am home sick, thus, I am stealing this post from Carrisa, who stole it from Isabel who stole it from someone else.

Onward!

My Portland, Oregon

Age: 28

Occupation: High Tech Marketer

I’ve lived here for: In this area, my entire life – except two years in grade school when we moved to Seattle.

I live here because: I grew up here and I love it the best.

My neighborhood: Is on the base of Forest Park and on the river.

My favorite restaurant: Typhoon!

If you go to this restaurant, be sure to order: Pineapple Curry or Kings Noodles, Salad Rolls, and a Thai Iced Tea.

My favorite museum: PAM of course! Especially Museum After Hours

My favorite tourist destination: Multnomah Falls

Best insider spot: McMenamin’s Kennedy School

My favorite area: NW 23rd Avenue or Alberta Street

Best place to go shopping: See above!

When you visit, don’t forget to pack: Rain Gear. But, don’t bring an umbrella unless you want to look like a tourist. We don’t do that here.

The one local cuisine you should try when you’re in town is: Seafood!

The best way to get around: Portland Streetcar

If I had to describe this city in one word, it would be: Fantastic

I tell my friends to stay at: Hotel Lucia

The one thing most outsiders don’t know about this city is: We can’t pump our own gas here.

They say “Virginia is for lovers.” So fill in the blank: Portland is for Everyone! There’s seriously something for everyone here!

So, tell me about your hometown!