Friday, April 11th, 2008
Well, I’v had about enough of all that. Have you? I like to whine, and I’m good at it. And, they say you should do what you’re good at.
So, I thought I’d share with you the things that are currently making me shoot Diet Coke out of my nose.
Chuck Norris Facts - My faves:
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
- James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
So, make me laugh some more? What makes you laugh?