Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
Because this is totally a sex blog, these days, I’ve been contemplating trying out this online dating thing. I know, Guy, I KNOW: “Why date when you can vibrate.” But, a girl’s gotta eat, and I do like to get out of this apartment every now and again.
So, here’s the deal: in almost EVERY photo of me ever taken, ever, ever, ever, my right eye is mostly closed. This will NOT look attractive in my online dating profile. And, I’m not going to do one of those online fetish sites where guys look for girls like that.
Here are some visual aids for you all.
So, either I post photos like this in my profile ,or I figure out another plan:
So, my question to you is? Do you think laser eye surgery can correct my droopy eye? Or am I doomed?