• Yesterday was perhaps the most disappointing holiday ever. That’s all I really want to say about it. Just know, our food was not yummy, and I went to bed at 8:15.
• I woke up this morning and could see the ocean from my pink twin bed and decided that maybe things weren’t that bad afterall. But, Thanksgiving still really sucks.
• I’m being subjected to THREE SPORTING EVENTS THIS WEEKEND. It would have been four, but I stood up for myself.
• Tonight, we’re going to a Blazer game, where I promise you, I will eat a $8.00 hot dog and drink a $6.00 beer.
• Tomorrow is the Civil War, wherein I’m quite sure my beloved Ducks will hand the Beavers their asses. I will be wearing my special UO underpants.
• Then, of course we’ll have to watch the Dolphins on Sunday. Also, special Dolphins underpants will be worn (although, I must point out, they did NOT work last week)
• I saved myself from having to watch the boy’s high school in the state semi-final football championships by reminding him that the stadium is very, very close to a mall.
• And, why do we care about high school football anyway?

And, with that, I must ready myself for sporting event #1. Hope you all had a lovely Thanksgiving, and please tell me you over ate a little bit.