I fully plan on wearing them this evening, so long as Bill doesn’t laugh at the sight of me in them.

P.S. That mirror is FILTHY! I’m totally firing the maid.

Last night, I went to a private shopping party at Anthropologie with my girls Kali and Meaghan. There was champagne and I tried on these:

I did not pull the trigger last night,  but I did put them on hold. I’m STRONGLY considering purchasing them at 3 p.m. today. Let’s consider the facts:

• I am 31 years old
• I have hips
• They are a bargain
• I am 31 years old
• I will also be buying this blouse (which is really neither here nor there)

Internet, what would you do?

• Oh, Friday. You were gone way too long. Don’t do that ever again, okay?
• This week has been STRESSFUL. But, know what? THREE DAY WEEKEND, that’s what.
• I just got a Clarisonic Mia. It is pink. I am in love with it. I do, however, have a question. If you have a Clarisonic, did you splash yourself in the eye with soap the first time you used it, because you kept your eyes open so you could see what it was doing? No? Me neither.
• Today is my wonderful coworker Jamie’s birthday! Go say hi to her at her hilarious blog.
• Are you wondering what wedding related things we’re tackling this weekend? Sure you are. Cake Tasting Part Deux, meeting with a DJ and meeting with a wedding planner.
• The wedding planner will hopefully take care of my thrice daily anxiety attacks I’ve had this week. Hopefully.
• I have several bones to pick with 24 Hour Fitness. 1) For $49.99 a month, I should not have to wait for a treadmill. 2) What is so special about my club that it’s $49.99? Is it because it has Lance Armstrong’s name on it? That’s a silly reason. 3) Why are there so many televisions tuned to FOX News? It makes me angry. Oh, is it because I get a better workout when I’m angry? If so, carry on then. If not, please tune them to Bravo.  4) This is more about the clientele of the gym, but hey, one guy? I’m not at the gym to meet people, so please refrain from saying (and by saying I mean huffing and puffing), “Hey, how’s it going” to me while I walk by your elliptical. P.S. I judge guys that use the elliptical.
• Apparently this weekend is Valentine’s Day! I know it’s a manufactured holiday, blah blah blah, but it’s one of my favorites because there is PINK stuff everywhere. And, as much as I hate the term ‘pink puffy heart,’ I totally PINK PUFFY HEART Valentine’s Day.
• We’re not doing anything fancy this year because you know WEDDING, but I think we’ll probably have a delicious dinner out somewhere. And, I’ll drink something bubbly (which I pretty much do every weekend).
• So, tell me darlings…what are you doing for Valentine’s Day? And, also, do you have a long weekend like I do?

* P.S. I’ve been moping pretty much all day, because there were no comments on this post. Turns out, you have to publish the post before people can comment on it. Enjoy your weekend, friends!