• This morning? FAIL WHALE. I was very excited to be leaving my house EARLY for once in my freaking life, except then, I forgot my camera, then I forgot my jacket. Then, I got all the way to Starbucks and I forgot my wallet (but, yay! for free coffee!). Finally, I arrived at work 40 minutes later. I live 5 minutes from my office. You do the math.
• Speaking of math. We all need a math lesson. One Scrappy Gal pointed out on my last post that 4 bottles of cranberry juice + 3 bottles of cranberry juice = 7 bottles of cranberry juice. NOT 5. 14 commenters before her did not notice this. SAJ?? Can you make us some math flash cards? Actually, I think we have an excuse, We’re too pretty to do math*.
• Tonight, my friends and I will be descending upon the Brew Festival at Waterfront Park. Sizzle, DO NOT TELL BEER ABOUT WINE AND I, K? I have four tokens left over from last year, that will get me approximately 4 teeny drops of beer. Mandarin Hefeweizen, here I come!
• Tomorrow, I will be attending a farm dinner with a special someone. I am wearing this dress that Whoorl wore to meet Grover.**
• Sunday? I shall rest, and also perhaps unpack my damn suitcase. The swag has taken over my wine/cookbook room. Next year? I’m totally using the Zwaggle Room. For reals.
• Oh! I just got this foundation from BeneFit. It’s amazing. Also, my shade is not called, “Part Ghost,” like it should be, but “Spin the Bottle” which sealed the deal for me. Because, if you’ve met me in real life you know, that I really am that pale.

I think that’s it! Have a great weekend, ladies!

* Disclaimer: I don’t really think this, I work in a job where I calculate response rates and the like, so I do math EVERY DAMN DAY (thank you Statistics for Business Majors!), but I find that t-shirt hilarious. That is all.

** LADIES! I did NOT steal the dress from Whoorl! It’s my OWN dress, really! It’s just the same as hers. GOT IT?!