• I noticed yesterday that I have completely fallen off the soda wagon. I tweeted about this and said the following: “I am completely and totally off the soda wagon. I have had at least ONE soda each day this week. My urologist is going to be pissed” NO PUN INTENDED, SERIOUSLY.
• Tonight, the boy and I will be attending Faux Oktoberfest in Mt. Angel with my co-worker Kaleigha and her fiance who is an identical twin JUST LIKE MY BOYFRIEND. I’m very excited about this. I AM A NERD.
• I keep calling it Faux Oktoberfest  because next week the boy is attending REAL OKTOBERFEST in Germany which involves leaving me the whole entire week. BOO.
• On Saturday, after my trainer (who is a woman, by the way, I feel like you all think it’s a man from my workout post. When I said body I’d like to have, I meant, that I wish I had her body. Besides, I’m WAY TOO PRUDISH to come right out and say I’d like to have sex with someone. IT’S LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME!)
• Where were we? Oh, on Saturday Kerri and I will be meeting Bethany Actually! at Saturday Market! I’m SO EXCITED to meet her and Annalie!
• Of course, I will be donning my Oregon Duck Underpants for the 3rd Saturday in a row as we face Purdue. The spread is 7.5 over Purdue. Please pray for us and also wear your Oregon Underpants if you have them. Thank you.
• On Sunday, I’ll be venturing out for the aforementioned Kaleigha’s Lingerie Shower. Hee! I’ve bought her a QUITE DARLING little number. (side note: Kaleigha bought me comfy panties for my surgery, so it’s not even weird at this point that I bought unmentionables for her.)
• Is this entire post about underwear? APPARENTLY SO.
• Are you local? Would you like to join a book club with some fantastic ladies? We’ll be reading The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood. Please let me know if you’d like to join.
• I’m a copy cat! Would you like to join the Rhi in Pink Blog Network? Please do so here, all the cool girls are doing it.
• Thank you for your feedback on what I should wear for my next few events. I’ll let you in on what I bought next week.
• I’m now shaking from caffeine overdose.

That’s all, enjoy your weekend, lovelies!