• News flash: I MISS MY BOYFRIEND. COME BACK, BOYFRIEND!
• The boy is apparently having a lovely time in Europe, and we’ve been able to keep in touch via Blackberry/iPhone email conversations. His typing gets very, very poor after 5 steins of beer. I’m off to remind him to please shop for my gifts while still sober (or, maybe not, hmmm…)
• This weekend is NOT super exciting for me as I have to work tomorrow. If you happen to be out at the USA Triathlon, please say hello. I’ll be the one scowling.
• Actually, do you know what exciting thing is happening this weekend? I’m getting cable. I’ve not had cable for the past 10 months. I’m very, very excited.
• In other unexciting news (the excited was very short lived): My grandmother’s house has closed and it now belongs to somebody else. I have to go say goodbye and gather up the last few of my items this weekend. I’m dreading this.
• Now, I’m going to distract myself by telling you about a dream I had last night. I had plans to meet Carrisa for dinner, except, I happened upon Dr. Drew. In my dream, Dr. Drew? TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH ME. So, I ditched Carrisa. Sorry, my dear,  but if you’ll recall, Adam Carolla is on my Do-Me Boy List and Dr. Drew can get me to Adam.
• I’m supposed to be Shredding with Miguelina. I’ve not started yet. So, I’m avoiding her. Are you shredding? I promise to do it TOMORROW (or Sunday).
• UPDATED: I am so RUDE, I forgot to mention that I’m having dinner with Ash tonight at Lincoln where I will order a Don Draper from the cocktail menu. I will also persuade Ashleigh to update her damn blog.
• Also, I’ll be helping my friend Hollie to register for lovely bridal shower items at Williams Sonoma. WHERE I WILL NOT BUY ANYTHING.
• Now, for real this time, that is all.

That is all, please enjoy your weekend and buy yourself something pretty (and maybe something for me, because I smell nice and you love me).